Why, in the media, have simple ‘questions’ been replaced by ‘question marks’* hanging ominously over issues?
(Notes to question)
*These are like World War One blimps, whose observers relay all untoward news by hand-cranked telephone back to Colonel Mustard’s aide, Lucas,† as he sips champagne twenty miles in the rear.**
**Though how one sips champagne in the rear is anyone’s guess.
† Lucas – aide to Col. Mustard – does not drink alcohol – he’s the sporty type.
Could it be because, in its capital form, it resembles one – Q answer?
And on that note – ‘high B’ – off now!
Notes by the author on his book of nonsense ‘The Amazing Adventures of Curd the Lion (and Us!) in the Land at the Back of Beyond’ (ISBN 9780955548611) and other matters. including new books, ‘The Flight of Birds’(ISBN 9780955548628) and ’AnaThema’ (ISBN 9780955548635) (by Alan Howard) now including book reviews: children’s and adult fantasy, horror, and mystery.
Thursday, 10 March 2011
Tuesday, 8 March 2011
Half-term signings
I visited Cambridge, borrowing my old friends Roger’s house for the week.
Signed at Waterstone’s branches: Bury St. Edmunds (Sat and Wed– market day), Peterborough, Bedford, Bishop Stortford, Cambridge and St Albans.
Sold 237 all told: 133 Curd the Lion and 104 (ratio 56/44).
Thank you East Anglia.
Last Sat. at Woking came within shouting distance of my pre-Christmas scores at 45 all told.
Signed at Waterstone’s branches: Bury St. Edmunds (Sat and Wed– market day), Peterborough, Bedford, Bishop Stortford, Cambridge and St Albans.
Sold 237 all told: 133 Curd the Lion and 104 (ratio 56/44).
Thank you East Anglia.
Last Sat. at Woking came within shouting distance of my pre-Christmas scores at 45 all told.
Gormenghast illustrated by Mervyn Peake. Plus new 4th part. 7th July
Best news of year: Gormenghast illustrated by Mervyn Peake out on 7th July! Next best: Titus Awakes, jumping out of bed on the same morning!
Vintage (Laura Hassan) are publishing both. Former in hard back; latter, paperback, on same day.
Hb to be £20.
Vintage (Laura Hassan) are publishing both. Former in hard back; latter, paperback, on same day.
Hb to be £20.
